she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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