You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Randomize
