Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I would fuck him just for his dog
A bitchslap is in order.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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