Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Randomize
