either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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