Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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