I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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