pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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