just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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