Do vagina's smell?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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