And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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