Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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