Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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