i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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