Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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