dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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