She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
honey bunches of taint.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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