Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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