have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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