OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Randomize
