hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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