none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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