I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You took a bar mat shot.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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