I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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