Its about making memories worth repressing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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