I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
false alarm, still single
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