my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Actions speak louder than pants.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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