Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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