Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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