We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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