Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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