Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Buhtt sex?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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