Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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