Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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