what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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