that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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