im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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