i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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