the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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