I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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