I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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