we're blogging at a bar
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
its liver damage thursday
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
