How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Help. Why am I so naked?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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