We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
