The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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