yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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