After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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