What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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