I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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