I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Randomize
