How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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