We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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