Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
