His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
third nipple confirmed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
